OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...