Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.