Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....