Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...