grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...