The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...