Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...