Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...