50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!