Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...