Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...