Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....