Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...