Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...