How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...