A cat’s dictionary
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A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
It’s great to be a guy
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If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...