‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...