Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...