Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...