Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.