10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...