New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...