New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...