Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...