Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...