Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...