Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...