What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...