Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...