11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.