Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...