Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...