Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...