How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...