Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...