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An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...