If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...