Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...