If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...