The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...