Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...