Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...