Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...