Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.