This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...