Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...