My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...