Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
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“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...