Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...