Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...