Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...